so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday
(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)
IM RICE PUDDONG EWWWWWWWWEEEEWWWEEEEWW
I’m guacamole I’m so disgusted right now what the heck
Nutella Day apparently. OMG.
hot fudge sundae day fuck ye
nNATIONAL CHEESE FONDUE DAY
i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit
update my dad is grounded
when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.
My parents aren’t home
You know what that means
*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*
this is too accurate
*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*
*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*
Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate
One day the Avengers come back to the tower and realize someone broke in so Tony checks the security footage and its 24 minutes of Deadpool singing Fergilicious while making an inhuman amount of pancakes and then at the end of the video he takes all of these hundreds of pancakes and leaves and they’re all just like wtf and when they go to bed their beds are all lined with pancakes.
Ygritte Appreciation Week: [Day 2] Favorite Trait → Playful
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS DANCE COSTUME NAMES ARE
oh yes i love getting high off dance
i think it’s trying to communicate
i don’t understand either