relahvant:

pornnvevo:

un-ashamedly-superficial:

imapartofthatarenti:

missmomomiya:

gingerminion:

lion-blanc:

so you should go to this website here and put in the date of your birthday

(mine’s national chocolate cupcake day!!)

IM RICE PUDDONG EWWWWWWWWEEEEWWWEEEEWW

I’m guacamole I’m so disgusted right now what the heck

Nutella Day apparently. OMG.

Apple Pie

Peking Duck

hot fudge sundae day fuck ye

nNATIONAL CHEESE FONDUE DAY

titounettes:

naturalmomma:

Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.

oh my GOD THANK YOU

quotelounge:

Good Vibes HERE

Chummy Chatter Summer

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

heart SMASHED

lokincest:

One day the Avengers come back to the tower and realize someone broke in so Tony checks the security footage and its 24 minutes of Deadpool singing Fergilicious while making an inhuman amount of pancakes and then at the end of the video he takes all of these hundreds of pancakes and leaves and they’re all just like wtf and when they go to bed their beds are all lined with pancakes.

Ygritte Appreciation Week: [Day 2] Favorite Trait → Playful

cupcakesatthedisco:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS DANCE COSTUME NAMES ARE

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oh yes i love getting high off dance

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wat

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i think it’s trying to communicate

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i don’t understand either 

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